Because the man has managed to reject the advances of every woman in Gainesville. Via Clay Travis at SEC Media Days;
Tim Tebow, flawless, he's saving himself for marriage. Just asked, confirmed.
I'm not about to knock someone for saving themselves for marriage, but this explains so much about Tebow. Just like George Costanza was a genius when he stopped thinking about sex (an episode called "The Abstinence"), a virgin Tebow is the Ultimate Football Player. I cannot imagine the lengths women in SEC cities will go to conquer the senior quarterback.
At this point though, he has to stay unsullied. Otherwise, he could be our Samson and the entire fanbase will be out searching for Delilah.
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Score one for abstinence.
bdalebs - July 23, 2009
No wonder he is so strong
skigator93 - July 23, 2009
More from Clay
My question, reading Clay was “Why hasn’t anyone asked this before”
Also, if you check his post on FanHouse there is audio from the press conference and you can hear the words come out of Tim’s mouth.
http://ncaafootball.fanhouse.com/2009/07/23/tim-tebow-says-hes-still-a-virgin-saving-himself-for-marriage/
M. Katz - July 23, 2009
This is also explains why he hits so hard – the man’s got some frustration to work out.
peachy rex - July 23, 2009
You got togive him props
Little Tebow msut be going nuts given that he’s in Gainesville.
Patssuck456 - July 25, 2009
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