At this point, I just assume Tim Tebow can do anything. Perform minor surgery? Yeah. Kissing babies? Ok. Working in prison ministry? Sure. But this actually made me gasp;
But during a dream round with Phil Mickelson, a fellow lefty, Tebow tore up the Timuquana Country Club in West Jacksonville...Tim shot a 10-over 82 at the par-72 course while playing with Mickelson (who shot a 6-under 66) and two other PGA Tour players whose names weren't known.
WTF. An 82? In front of three pros, one of them the 2nd ranked player in the world? I can't even tee off with old ladies around and this guy shoots an 82 in front of a Masters champion. I've been playing golf since I was 10 and can't break 100 on a regular basis. (I shot 89 at Gainesville's Ironwood once. On the way home, my roommate then told me how he saw my ex fooling around with dudes at a bar the night before. That kind of killed my good feelings.) I guess if Tebow doesn't work in the NFL, he can always go to Q-school and become a golfer. Although, I don't know if the jump pass would translate to golf.
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Odd.
bdalebs - May 7, 2009
I think the real question...
…is how nervous was Mickelson playing with such a famous athlete? Tebow has given a million speeches and interviews, had bills named after him in Alabama & Arkansas, works with the Florida governor, assisted with surgery in third world countries, inspried a new line of panties, and rapped with 2 U.S. presidents.
Why on earth would he be nervous playing golf with a dude with man boobs?
skigator93 - May 7, 2009
He really is Jesus-Bow.
Patssuck456 - May 12, 2009
I heard
He can crush steel beams like aluminum cans. Golf balls go where he tells them to.
viator - May 19, 2009
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